Sunday, March 25, 2007

#1 collector's item See how it all began This is it!

Moved:
Miss Poopie Pants (well known for her perfection in the arts of public urination and defecation) has left her winter residence, now a gated community - to retreat to her summer abode, spending her days on the sunny benches of the Circle.

A new arrival:
Please extend our friendly greetings to a new potent member of Berkeley Street Society - you many have seen him around town embellished by a stylish wig and several glamorous rings.

Want ads:
looking for a good pair of dentures. Not interested in vampire fangs. Willing to pay $10. call 456

not quite sure what I'm looking for. I don't know if I have any money. But I know I want something. Call 344

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