This week the local constabulary has decided to confront the vagrants that gather to give our lonely pocket change new purpose. Does this bode ill for the future of our beloved street society?
Sightings:
- the Schizo (also known as the Price Check lady) charmed passerby by alternately sunning herself and scowling in front of Starbucks. It should be noted that she was wearing her stylish knitted cap.
- Since of the removal of anti-bush items from the window of a certain store, Viva Bush has moved on to greener pastures, to share his conservative message with the weak minded elsewhere.
- the Pumpkin Lady was seen in the companionship of an unnamed gentlemen across from Downtown restaurant. Could there be love in the air?
Near miss:
Omar Perro happily dodged a turning car in a crosswalk causing a bicyclist, who was also delayed by this passage, to yell, "we haven't got all day Omar!" Omar Perro then offered to high five the bicyclist.
Observed:
Seen practicing her newest experimental vocal piece, a local artist walked the streets suddenly emitting high pitched screams and moans for an hour for the pleasure of the lunch crowd.
Style section:
If you are still waiting for the hot item of the Spring Street fashion season, then wait no longer! Big gaudy colorful rings for men are IN this season with every bum scrambling to shove one over his swollen gloved knuckle! Doesn't matter how many, doesn't matter if you haven't bathed since the last rain, you must accessorize now! And brightly colored wigs are a new trend for those who are just a bit compulsive or under the influence of some eye dilating accessory to your body chemistry. Short or long, perhaps it's time to find the color right for you!
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